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HEYO!

Kelly is turning 30 this weekend and we are having a party!

We have reserved the party room at Brazenhead (78th and Cass) on Friday at 7:00!

You should ALL come wish Kelly a happy birthday because she is awesome!

Send me an email if you plan on attending so I can get a rough headcount.

Thanks!

ATTENTION INTERNET

My favorite Michael Jackson song has changed to this :




Thank you.

Hey Folks!

Its a Smashing Pumpkins Monday™!

So dust off your CDs of Gish, Siamese Dream, or any Smashing Pumpkins album that is awesome and start rocking!

Lets make this the BEST Smashing Pumpkins Monday™ EVER!

Here is something :

Last night at the 49r Lounge, I ordered a pitcher of Old Style. I was informed about how Old Style has a new recepie and they are getting rid of cans and what not, and I said "Listen, give me a pitcher of Old Style, I need this inside me right now".

Then I paid $7.50 for the pitcher. This made me feel....used. Then when I tasted it, it made me feel like I had thousands of dicks in my mouth.

Friends, I have sworn off Budweiser after they swore off America. Now I have to give up Old Style because it thinks its better than me and can charge $7.50 a pitcher and taste like a glass of Bud Light.

Looks like I'm back to being a PBR man again. With occassional bottles of MGD.

Oh yea!

If anyone here watches 30 Rock, and watched the episode last week, you will find it amusing that I had to work Valentines Day, and when I got home Kelly made stew for dinner.

So who else has Presidents Day off?

I do!

And I plan on playing World of Warcraft all day to celebrate our country with all our presidents!

ALL of them!

IM REACHING ACROSS PARTY LINES TO CELEBRATE AMERICA.

Oh, and

My day so far.

Woke up bright and early, ready to start the day!

Went to the post office. FIRST IN LINE. Yea, suck it old lady, I got here first. You will have to wait until I'm done before you can see how much a stamp costs and then tell the lady behind the counter that you remember when they were a penny!

To celebrate my victory, Alvarados Super Nachos. Breakfast of champions.

Come home, log into my long lost lover, World of Warcraft. My how things have changed! Whats a Blood Elf? What the fuck is all this gibberish about achievements? Its ok, the main staple of "kill 10 things, bring back their heads" has not changed.

Lunch time! Re-heated Alvarados and Dr. Pepper!

Kelly tells me we are going to eat cheeseburgers tonight. Yes. I can handle this.

BOOM, suckas!

Agenda :

Breakfast (Alvarados?)

Doom II with Tony

Write first act of "Tim Loves Sucking My Dick", The Musical

Listen to Eminem

Drink Beers

Drink Whiskey

well, sounds like a pretty good day to me!

Hey!

I got this fancy xbox 360 thing and I only have like, two friends.

Don't a million of you have xbox live accounts?

My name is "Clint PARTIES"

Because I party. HARD.

Add me. Or tell me your name, and I will add YOU!

Done with overnights, so Im getting back to a regular schedule.

Woke up at about 4am this morning.

And now "King Ralph" is on TV.

Happy Thanksgiving to me.

So its about 130am, and Im pretty bored, so I started watching Evan Almighty on HBO.

Its probably the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

Cancel that, it IS the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

Man the last few days have been good.

Last time I worked overnights during the day it was really nice and sunny and perfect and I felt like an asshole sleeping through it all. But I will sleep through rain any day of the week! Yea! I ain't missing a damn thing!

Now its about time to go wake up Kelly.

By screaming lyrics to Van Halen songs.

While I'm drinking a beer.

Night # 3 of me trying to stay awake all night to prepare for my overnight shifts this week.

So far I have been crashing at about 4am.

I gotta make it tonight until at least 6am!

OK, lets do this thing!

Just thought I would point this out to all of my friends who do not own homes, and have not owned homes in the last three years.

The government wants you to buy a house. So they are going to loan you a bunch of money so that you can afford to do it.

If you bought, or buy, a house between April 9th of this year, and July 1st next year, the government will give you $7500 bucks interest free. And the only catch is that it has to be paid back in the next 15 years (which they actually take out of your tax return each year until its paid off.)

So in my instance, I closed at the end of April. So Im gonna get a big ol check from Mr. Government when I file my taxes this year. Then pay off a bunch of my debts that have interest. Hooray!

So if you want to buy your first house, this is a pretty big deal.

I have the day off and my "Things To Do" list is not very long.

so....what the heck am I gonna do?

I read about This Dude last night and today I just HAD to see mugshots.

Man, if I was gonna go rob shit dressed as the Joker and get arrested, I would be smiling the HELL out of that mugshot. Try to get the creepy factor at 100% or some shit.

Either way, awesome.

Does anyone know how to get ahold of Steph?

I need to contact her via email about a bunch of old Adkins Band shit, and I think she has the largest archive of the crappiest of the crap ever.

Thanks!

EDIT : oh yea, just email me her address if you know it so we arent posting a bunch of personal emails on my posts. yes? yes.

R.I.P. Beer

Who wants to go find jobs in columbus and live next to the lake?

Anyone?